Saw this tip jar at my Dairy Queen today and lost it at tipiosa.
things to call your best friend:
- fucking nerd
- piece of shit
- fuckin egg
- mayonnaise egg
- bitch salad
- meme loving fuck
me huntin for the pussy
SSTOP REBLOGGING THIS I’M A STRAIGHT 14 YEAR OLD WHITE GIRL
Not anymore now you’re an adult-sized gynephiliac skeleton creeping eternally in a white expanse hunting for some choice vaginas.
You made your bed now lie in it.
this is my favorite post in the entire world
it is actually really sweet when someone stays up late to talk to you
a little comic dedicated to a friend
do action movies know they can have more than one female character
I was doing some gaming and my iTunes decided to interrupt me like a little french bitch